My Porn Career to Date
I started a photo blog four months ago called Paris Daily Porn.
Saucy title aside, there’s nothing randy about this site – save for the occasional naked man swimming in the Canal Saint-Martin. I suppose that one could see something sexy in a photo of gaspacho pouring forth from a porcelain pitcher. But I never intended for my blog to scratch that itch.
Nevertheless, it seems that a large number of itchy folk are inadvertantly landing on my site. I discovered today that I can look up the search terms that have led people to my door. Most of them are obvious (porn, naked, etc.), a few are too disturbing to mention, and a great number are absurdly hilarious. I have listed my favorites below, along with a link to photo that they were surely disappointed to find.
The Five Funniest Search Terms Used for Paris Daily Porn
#5 Sarkozy Porn
#4 Fauna Porn
#3 Saffron Porn
#2 Technoparade Porn
…and my absolute favorite:
#1 Luxembourg Porn
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about 10 months ago
Why the surprise? Surely you chose the name of the site in order to increase traffic?
about 10 months ago
Hello Adam “Invisible Paris.” I love your site.
I wasn’t surprised to attract people looking for “porn,” but I was amused to attract people looking for “fishing porn” and “baguette porn” and “apple pie porn.”
Which one of those brought you to my site?
about 10 months ago
Ah, nice question! Being a fan of the invisible, I like my porn to be more cerebral, but of course, the erotic possibilities of food go back to the beginning of time. I’ve looked at the photos of your site now, and I think I understand the title better!