My Porn Career to Date
I started a photo blog four months ago called Paris Daily Porn.
Saucy title aside, there’s nothing randy about this site – save for the occasional naked man swimming in the Canal Saint-Martin. I suppose that one could see something sexy in a photo of gaspacho pouring forth from a porcelain pitcher. But I never intended for my blog to scratch that itch.
Nevertheless, it seems that a large number of itchy folk are inadvertantly landing on my site. I discovered today that I can look up the search terms that have led people to my door. Most of them are obvious (porn, naked, etc.), a few are too disturbing to mention, and a great number are absurdly hilarious. I have listed my favorites below, along with a link to photo that they were surely disappointed to find.
The Five Funniest Search Terms Used for Paris Daily Porn
#5 Sarkozy Porn
#4 Fauna Porn
#3 Saffron Porn
#2 Technoparade Porn
…and my absolute favorite:
#1 Luxembourg Porn
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Hello Adam “Invisible Paris.” I love your site.
I wasn’t surprised to attract people looking for “porn,” but I was amused to attract people looking for “fishing porn” and “baguette porn” and “apple pie porn.”
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